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1 - I am too lazy to host a giveaway.
2 - I am not interested in any fabulous work-from-home business opportunities. That would seriously hinder my time on Twitter.
3 - If you represent Mercedes, I am interested in a red 1976 Mercedes-Benz 450SL convertible. I will change my logo to an ad for you if you give me one in excellent condition. If you provide me with a year of service & upkeep, I will also name my next child or pet after Mercedes-Benz.
4 - I only speak English. Please do not email me in any other languages.
5 - This is not a health & fitness blog. Please keep this in mind when crafting your email pitch to "Health & Fitness Blogger."
6 - There are a handful of small, independently owned businesses I would be willing to consider reviewing on this blog. I am either friends with the owners or a regular customer. If you think you might be one of them, feel free to send me a proposal at ReallyWhatWereWeThinking (at) gmail (dot) com.
If your corporate headquarters are located somewhere other than your kitchen table, you are probably not on the list.
Unless you are Mercedes-Benz.
